March 8, 2013
Shrunken Ned's Fifty Cent Advice
In my case, Ned instantly deduced that I'd contracted a rare jungle disease and that the only cure was for me to transfer all my funds from my bank account to his. (I liked the diagnosis another customer got: Ned told the man he was delirious with fever, lost in the jungle and hallucinating that he was in Disneyland.)
He'll then direct you to take your prescription card...
...and cheerfully thank you for your stopping by.
Ned is flat-out awesome. Bizarre, funny and wonderfully performed, he's one of Disneyland's unadvertised little wonders that you'll never forget. It's the best fifty cents you'll ever spend.